🎶On the twelfth day of Christmas, my food allergies took from me🎶
Okay, so we are skipping to the last verse of the song. It's pretty repetitive anyways.
12 Santa Snickers
A dozen. That’s the correct serving size, right?
11 Snowball Cookies
Buttery, buttery, oh so buttery. Too bad you can't sneak a bite because as soon as you even think about touching one that powdered sugar is getting everywhere.
10 Scoops of Homemade Chex Mix
Presumably you could try to make this without dairy and wheat, but
your mother-in-law definitely isn't going to!
9 Crunchy Cheese Straws
Why do we only eat cheese straws at Christmas? Can’t know.
But they taste like winter and Holiday get togethers.
8 Bites of Grandma’s Toffee
This stuff is legendary. It’s the thing that she’ll
give you the recipe, you can even try to make it with her, but good luck trying to make it at home in your own kitchen. And, it only
comes out one time a year.
7 Peanut Butter Balls
I think most people call them buckeyes. Not in this family.
We like to keep things simple. How do we like our peanuts? Mixed with butter
and powdered sugar, covered in chocolate please.
6 Gingerbread Men
You can make vegan gingerbead (I have…), but it was akin to munching on a rock.
5 Chunky Fruitcakes
You know, they might not be that missed, but they sure do
say Christmas.
4 Cups of Eggnog
Maybe it’s better to not drink uncooked egg mixed with
cream? Eh, it’s December. You are going to have a stomach ache anyways.
3 Baked Bries
If you can’t eat baked brie what are you going to eat at all
of the Christmas parties?
2 Figgy Puddings
Truth be told, I do not know what a figgy pudding is. But..
it’s in a lot of Christmas songs and looks good?
And
A Christmas morning casserole
RIP egg casserole. Goodbye mixing it up Christmas eve and just
throwing it the oven Christmas morning. Scrambled tofu will never compare.
A very Merry Christmas to everyone who has had food allergies take away something delicious!
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