Because shopping at the grocery store for a kid with multiple, severe food allergies is so hard, I am always interested when I see new products that are “allergy friendly” or “top 9 allergen free.” I am skeptical, sure, but always interested. I am skeptical because generally speaking, things that naturally don’t have dairy milk in it (like a good coconut milk curry) taste much better than when you start to try to emulate how real dairy should taste (mac and cheese… just shouldn’t be attempted without cheese. Or milk. Or butter. I don’t care what the recipe says, a puree of butternut squash and nutritional yeast does not cheese sauce make.) So, when cookies or crackers or snack bites go all in and try to take away all allergens including: eggs, milk, wheat, and nuts… it’s quite an undertaking. So for the next few weeks, I am going to be reviewing some top 9 allergen free snacks (only 1 per week because they are ridiculously expensive. Remember last week?)
Up first is Rule Breaker Snacks- a brand I was first introduced to
on Shark Tank. Usually, I save my Shark Tank impulse buys for my family’s Christmas
gifts (What’s that? My brother who lives in Puerto Rico actually didn’t want a warm
winter hat that has a beard attached for Christmas? And why exactly not?!), but these I needed for myself. I couldn't say no to them even after they didn’t get a deal when the sharks didn’t
like them. To be fair, it seems unlikely that the sharks have had a lot of
experience with wheat, dairy, egg, nut free cookies. And if you’re comparing
allergen friendly cookies to a regular cookie, you are probably going to be disappointed (see? top 9 allergen free: skeptical, but interested).
Rule Breaker goes above and beyond the calling for safe food
by also claiming less sugar AND more protein (because chickpeas the first ingredient).
I mean, that’s a lot. Chickpeas, less
sugar, vegan, gluten free, no nuts, no peanuts. If these are even edible, I say
it’s a win.
They make three different regular flavors of “bites” and bigger
blondies/brownies that have similar flavors. We got a sample pack of the bites-
birthday cake, deep chocolate brownie, and chocolate chunk blondie. Guess what?
They are ALL edible! Against all odds! Here are the nutrition facts compared to Chips Ahoy cookies:
Protein… definitely not packed. But lower sugar? Yes! They have date paste in them, which seems to be a common ingredient in allergen free cookies. Not only do dates taste sweet, but they also help with the texture when you can't use eggs and dairy.
The chocolate chunk blondie was our family’s least favorite-
the date aftertaste really comes through. Plus, really, what is a blondie? A
cookie with an identity crisis? A brownie without the best part? Why? Just why? The deep chocolate brownie was
next on the list, the chocolate flavor covering the date paste a little more
thoroughly. Surprisingly, the birthday cake (with WHITE CHOCOLATE?!?!) was the
best. Yes, I, the person that wrote a two paragraph ode to milk chocolate mini
eggs just two weeks ago, now say that the snack bite without real chocolate (I
said what I said) was better than the other flavors. I don’t know why! I’m usually
not easily swayed by colorful sprinkles! But it really is good. The date flavor
hits up front and then dissolves away just leaving you with a delicious cake/cookie mashup.
All three bags got a thumbs up from my kids (that’s the most review I could get
from them). While they are soft and chewy, they aren’t fudgy like a brownie (or
a “blondie” whatever that is), I think they are all much closer to a soft baked packaged cookie (thus the comparison to Chips Ahoy).
Rule Breaker Snack Bites: Not good enough for the sharks, but
good enough when you’ve tried other sad, sad gluten free, vegan brownies without nuts!